You absolute numbnuts. [Reno pinched the bridge of his nose, utterly exasperated.] How close do you think sounds have to happen? A bomb big enough can be heard for thirty, forty miles -- even farther, if the conditions are right. It ain't like they'd have to be right next to us. What next, no tourists can ski in the entire state of Colorado because we're here?

Y'know what, I'm sorry, maybe the reason you have zero concept of geographical space is because over "across the pond," your country is the size of your pee-pee.

[Reno snarled and held his thumb and forefinger together, barely apart, to crudely illustrate his point.]